Leave the Backpack Alone!
May 5, 2002
Dear George,
As it is reported that you have been enjoying a sense of humor while continuing to perpetrate death, destruction and terror in the Land Holy to all, I thought to share with you a story:
“An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes. The first passenger, said, I’m Kobe Bryant, the best NBA player, the Lakers need me, I can’t afford to die..” So he took the first pack and left the plane. The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, said, “I am the wife of the former President of the United States. I am the most ambitious woman in the world. I am also a New York Senator and a potential future President.” She just took the second parachute and jumped out of the plane. The third passenger, George W Bush, said, “I’m President of the United States, I have a great responsibility being the leader of a superpower nation. And above all I’m the cleverest President in American history, so America’s people won’t let me die.” So he put on the pack next to him and jumped out of the plane. The fourth passenger, The Pope, says to the fifth passenger, a 10 year-old school boy, “I am old and frail and I don’t have many years left, I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute. The boy said, “It’s Ok, there’s a parachute left for you. America’s cleverest President has taken my school backpack.”
If you find it humorous, I am glad to put a smile on your face. In case you wonder, the school backpack is America.
For the sake of our beloved country “LEAVE THE BACKPACK ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Sincerely,
Nidal Sakr
Miami, Florida
