Bush State of the “Onion”
Dear Mr. President,
As you rehearse your speech to a joint session of our current leaders, I will be addressing joint sessions of our future leaders at schools across our Great American land. As your speechwriters are hammering out what they think we need to hear, I will be professing to our youngsters what our country is all about.
I will be teaching them what it is that makes us proud to be Americans. Read more
Terrorism in the “War on Terrorism”
Dear Mr. President,
We, Americans, have been witnessing the horrendous genocide of the alien Israeli occupation against indigenous Muslim and Christian Palestinians while our government continues to look the other way. We have also been watching our relentless pursuit to kill endless scores of Afghani children, women, elderly, and innocent civilians. Read more